The Story of a Would-Be Traffic Light

plot twist: you actually have someone who thinks you're beautiful, and genuinely wants to be with you.

notjumpingship:

My life is basically complete. I had no idea what pose I wanted to do, so I walked in and told him basically the following..Me: Hey, you know when women do this? *demonstrates as I pretend to wrap a leg around him* So instead of women doing that to you, can you do it to me?Misha: Ahh ahh okay!Me: *makes a horrified face for the camera as he raises a leg in front of me*The photographer takes the photo. Misha: Well you gotta grab my leg for god’s sake. Me: Oh! Erm, okay! *grips his leg*And by then I had no idea what expression when we took the photo a second time around. I was making because Misha told me to grip his thigh.

notjumpingship:

My life is basically complete.
I had no idea what pose I wanted to do, so I walked in and told him basically the following..

Me: Hey, you know when women do this? *demonstrates as I pretend to wrap a leg around him* So instead of women doing that to you, can you do it to me?
Misha: Ahh ahh okay!
Me: *makes a horrified face for the camera as he raises a leg in front of me*

The photographer takes the photo.

Misha: Well you gotta grab my leg for god’s sake.
Me: Oh! Erm, okay! *grips his leg*

And by then I had no idea what expression when we took the photo a second time around. I was making because Misha told me to grip his thigh.

(via castielwings)

#Trolling    #Daily Mail    

countess-g:

I’ve posted this before. But it appears to have gone missing.

So more photo bombing from our favorite pantomimes!

For a minute there I thought the first part was David and Bunny drawn as Professor Quirrell and Voldemort. 

#SPG    #Harry Potter    
liftyourhead:

thezookeepersgirl:

raspberryragdoll:

bandrnembers:

is-this-just-phantasy:

watchtheskytonight:

avannak:

How Old Are the Disney Princesses?

CHoking

wHAT TH E WHAT

SNOW WHITE IS FUCKING 14

Why is Jasmine so short? O.O

Because she’s actually seven, but Disney doesn’t want to push the child-bride envelope too much. 

The age of disney princesses really annoys me because they look A LOT older and then many people start to sexualise them. People basically sexualize children(Which some of them are, but who doesn’t look like children so I kind of blame Disney)

The worst part is the fact that compared to other series and characters, the princesses are the least sexualized and most modest. 

liftyourhead:

thezookeepersgirl:

raspberryragdoll:

bandrnembers:

is-this-just-phantasy:

watchtheskytonight:

avannak:

How Old Are the Disney Princesses?

CHoking

wHAT TH E WHAT

SNOW WHITE IS FUCKING 14

Why is Jasmine so short? O.O

Because she’s actually seven, but Disney doesn’t want to push the child-bride envelope too much. 

The age of disney princesses really annoys me because they look A LOT older and then many people start to sexualise them. People basically sexualize children(Which some of them are, but who doesn’t look like children so I kind of blame Disney)

The worst part is the fact that compared to other series and characters, the princesses are the least sexualized and most modest. 

Oh hey there infatuation, long time no see. Thanks for punching me square in the limbic system. 

#Ugh    #Crushes really suck    
creepsandbigots:

teaisbetterthanthis:

thirstyboyzofokcupid:

oops sorry i forgot that i owed you something

But if a woman replied to every message, she’s either a slut or desperate, right?
I’ll reply to people who make an effort and who I believe I’m compatible with. And if your profile contains such gems as “I hate being friendzoned all the time” or calling women bitches for not showing interest in you, I won’t even look at your profile a second time. And I’m not sorry.

^^^

creepsandbigots:

teaisbetterthanthis:

thirstyboyzofokcupid:

oops sorry i forgot that i owed you something

But if a woman replied to every message, she’s either a slut or desperate, right?

I’ll reply to people who make an effort and who I believe I’m compatible with.
And if your profile contains such gems as “I hate being friendzoned all the time” or calling women bitches for not showing interest in you, I won’t even look at your profile a second time.

And I’m not sorry.

^^^

(via wtfniceguys)

A scene inside the Vesnova Orphanage and Mental Asylum where 160 children aged from 4-20 years are looked after. According to the asylum’s director many of the children’s conditions are as a direct result of radiation from Chernobyl. On 26th April, 1986, at 1.23am the world’s worst nuclear disaster happened at Reactor Number 4 at Chernobyl nuclear power station in northern Ukraine. 190 tons of highly radioactive material were released into the atmosphere destroying the lives and land of millions of people. The explosion exposed the people around Chernobyl to radiation 90 times greater than from the Hiroshima bomb. The UN estimates that 9 million people, including 4 million children, are affected by the disaster. Radiation specialists expect nearly 1 million people to develop cancer as a direct result of the accident. In Belarus, next door to Ukraine, almost 400,000 people have been forced to leave their homes and become environmental refugees as a result of the contamination left by the explosion. Around 2,000 towns and villages have been abandoned and become a radioactive desert, overgrown with poisoned vegetation and fenced off by barbed wire. 20 years after the disaster 99% of the land in Belarus is contaminated. 25% of Belarusan farmland is a nuclear wasteland. Thyroid cancer has increased by 2,400%. Congenital birth defects have increased by 250% and there has been a 1,000% increase in suicides in the contaminated areas. 

(via your-average-serial-killer)